I THOUGHT I smelled whiskey on his breath when he got home from preschool that day.

Charlie’s first school picture…at least his finger isn’t in his nose.
I THOUGHT I smelled whiskey on his breath when he got home from preschool that day.



Andrea has convinced herself that ‘Betababy’ is a girl. I’m not so sure, but my gut tells me it’s another boy. Although, that is based solely on the notion of having a girl scaring the bejezus out of me. At least it was…
it is supposedly still to early to tell for sure, but when Andrea came home with this ultrasound image from her appointment last week, I took one look and proudly said, “Ok wife, if you’re so certain that we’re having a girl, explain THESE!” Looking at me past the image that I was holding up to her face, she plainly said “Those are the baby’s knees, Jon.”
Right..knees. I’m still not convinced.

This past weekend was the Vancouver Marathon. It was one of the most tiring weekends we’ve had in a long time…Oh no no, we didn’t actually RUN in the marathon; are you crazy? We just happened to be up in B.C. during the event.
Charlie loves his toy trains and his Grandparents had the great idea to take him on a real one. The train ride to Canada was a lot of fun, although not the most relaxing experience with a one-year-old, who does not have the ability to sit in one spot for more than 4 nano-seconds (we timed it). Bribing him with Disney movies and his favorite stacks didn’t even work in our favor. He always wanted to be somewhere else.

Vancouver was sunny and beautiful. We stayed at the Opus in Yaletown, which, it turns out, is a pretty hoity-toity place. The typical hotel guest doesn’t arrive by cab from the train station, but rather by ridiculously expensive automobiles. The valet always leaves at least one of said cars outside the hotel at all times, just to remind the less-than-filthy-rich that it’s a privilege for us to be there. The staff was extremely nice—like, on-medication nice. There’s no other explanation; even with a one-year-old running through, wrecking their well-designed lobby and lounge area, they managed to stand calmly with pleasant looks on their faces. Upstairs, the rooms were not huge, but very nice and quiet. It was the first time that I was given the option to sit on the toilet while looking out of a fifth floor window. I could look down and see Starbucks from the shower…and I’m sure the patrons of Starbucks could look up and see us in our ‘bucks’. (heh)

Not having a car, we walked all over town—from Yaletown to Granville Island to Chinatown to Robson Street pausing briefly only for gelato and the occasional meal. So, maybe we didn’t "run a marathon", but between chasing Charlie up and down the aisle of the train and him not wanting to be strapped into his stroller all weekend—I’m guessing we completed at least a double marathon. Where are our metals? We’d settle for another bag of Ketchup flavored potato chips.

Wednesday night I scraped myself out of bed to go with Jon to see The Swell Season or, as they’re now more commonly known, the Oscar winning couple from the movie, Once. We found out that our friend, the famous Sizzle was going to be at the show. Sizzle, being the on-the-ball blogger that she is, summed up the show quite nicely here. Of course she had a different perspective on the show—she was front and center, while we were way up in the balcony. We don’t usually mind the balcony, our only problem was that we were seated near one of the entrances and could hear any lobby-conversation, clear as a bell. It got out of hand when the security guards—"Sgt. Hightower" and "Mongo"—with absolutely nothing better to do, decided to hang out right outside of the theater and talk philosophy…or maybe it was wrestling…Either way, Jon finally got up and asked them to go do something else, which apparently didn’t make them happy, but it did shut them up.
All-in-all, The show was just amazing. Plus we got to see Sizzle, who, as far as we know is the size of an ant (’hellloooo down there!’). And if THAT wasn’t enough, Sherman Alexie, winner of the 2007 National Book Award and writer of the book/screenplay Smoke Signals was sitting behind us. That’s right, we had better seats than Mr. Alexie.
If you have the opportunity—if they’re coming to your town, don’t pass up seeing The Swell Season.
There are a couple of triggers have gotten me out of the house lately. 1)When it’s warm and sunny and Charlie is determined to go outside. “OUUT? OUUT? OUUT? OUUT?” with his shoes in one hand reaching for the doorknob with the other. And 2)When the local high school marching band practices by marching up our street, dancing to songs such as ‘Thriller’ How can we resist our own personal parade?


Last Friday was the Dave Brubeck and Ramsey Lewis concert at the Paramount. The show was phenomenal, just as expected. I was a bit surprised that the legendary Brubeck performed first. Although, in retrospect, it made the most sense. The guy is…well, old; He’s about the age of Charlie’s GREAT Grandpa and if there’s any correlation there, he should have been asleep in his easy-chair midway through his set. Given the fact that his biggest songs were released almost FIFTY years ago, I expected the average age of Brubeck’s audience to also be on the older side. And, while I was righter than I thought, I was amazed by how energized the folks around us became during the performance. Especially the woman sitting next to me—I’m not sure she realized the noises that she was making, but I’ll just say they made us youngsters a liiittle uncomfortable.
"The Great Performer", Ramsay Lewis and his Trio were incredible. Although also not a group of youngsters, they brought a lot of liveliness to the evening that made me glad they closed the show.
In order to get the tickets to Brubeck as early as I did, I had to purchase a Seattle Theater Group package, which means I had to buy tickets to at least two other shows. One of those other shows happened to be Dan Zanes on Saturday. We knew Charlie was a little young to truly appreciate it, but we figured he’d enjoy watching the lights and shiny instruments. We stayed in our seats the entire time, but it didn’t take long for the aisles and area in front of the stage to become saturated with sub-five-year-olds. As the kids became excited by songs they were familiar with, they’d jump up and down making the room look like giant baby mosh-pit. I thought about crowd-surfing Charlie, but Andrea didn’t seem to think it was a good idea.

While I’m on the subject of music, ZooTunes released their line-up and it includes Andrew Bird and the Avett Brothers—two of the artists on my top-ten of 2007! I just saw the Avett Brothers at Neumos—a local venue—a couple of weeks ago and they were magnificent—more than worth seeing again. We’ll be in line for tickets on Monday AM. And lastly, I had lunch with Duff McKagen from G&R and Velvet Revolver last week. He’s friends with a co-worker (and also former-rock-star) and now officially sits on our advisory board. He was extremely nice and surprisingly down-to-earth.
I know you probably wanted to hear some details regarding Andrea and ‘Betababy’, but I figured I’d let her fill you all in on the gory details, cravings, and so forth. She’s been more-or-less out of commission, but as soon she’s able to open the lap-top and type without barfing on the keyboard, I’m sure she’ll tell you more than you want to hear. Or…perhaps I already did.